MSN links

I've always thought that you could make some kind of postmodern poetry out of MSN links. For example, today's:
Boy, 4, dies after Disney ride
Single-woman survival...
Is your teen on drugs?
When kissing 'invades her...

I especially love the quizzes. Are you really into him? Are you needy? Are you happy? I should actually take some, find out about myself, do a little "personal exploration".

In other news, one of the pandas may be pregnant! I always feel bad for them. So much pressure to reproduce! (I could add that to the MSN link poetry.)